Subtle serendipity

charmancler:

when your chemistry teacher gives you a bad grade

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this is my favourite tweet

this is my favourite tweet

(Source: harrygilmore)

v-ogued:

Walking through the kids section and wanting a baby only for an opportunity to buy all the cute onesies.


sincerelyhappines:

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sincerelyhappines:

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Doesn’t it scare you that you’ve wasted more than half of your life hating yourself? It should.
- Michelle K., What Keeps Me Up at Night #102.  (via elauxe)

(Source: weheartit.com)

(Source: weheartit.com)

When I say “wow, that’s crazy”, 99% of the time, it means I haven’t been listening to a word of your conversation.
- Chattiest (via chattiest)

When getting out of the pool…

sergiovargott:

Expectations:

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Reality:

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foxzes:

fakethistoyourgrave:

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited


at-seapoint:

im gonna lose more weight and get tattooed and be super hot soon just you wait


strongbritney2003:

if britney spears toxic didn’t affect your life in some way i don’t want to know you

(Source: americandreambarbie)


andrewhussiesbosom:

I’m the friend that picks rainbow road

(Source: guystud)