Subtle serendipity

adrians:

adrians:

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

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hitmeupscotty:

sushinfood:

tangeledinthegreatescape:

Twinkle twinkle little slut
Name a guy you haven’t fucked.
Was he skinny?
Was he tall?
Nevermind you did them all.
Twinkle twinkle little bitch
Close your legs it smells like fish.

Twinkle twinkle little shit
Try to think of this a bit:
Does it affect
You at all
Who has sex or none at all?
No it doesn’t, little shit,
Shut your fucking mouth you twit.

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everythingluxy:

Celebs, Fashion and Luxury.

(Source: vinstage)

soho-chic:

i hate my friends


trencly:

tips on how to properly enter my room:

  1. do not

(Source: trencly)


howidiotic:

pls don’t expect me not to wear the same jeans every day bc that is unrealistic and unfair


everythingluxy:

Celebs, Fashion and Luxury.

(Source: landsofblue)

Treat her like a drug, not a princess. Be addicted to her.
- (via fawun)

(Source: behaave)